I find myself always mixing up words, especially when it comes to sayings. It puts me in embarrassing situations. I thought I would starting writing them down. Maybe my plunderings will put a smile on someone's face.
A few weeks ago I was a Target looking for batteries. I have learned with 2 small kids that the easiest thing for me to do is ask someone what aisle something is in so I don't end up walking in circles in a huge store. The first I person saw was to guys stocking shelves. I said, "Do you have any double D batteries?" They grinned at eachother and one guy said, "Are you looking for batteries or bras?"