I find myself always mixing up words, especially when it comes to sayings. It puts me in embarrassing situations. I thought I would starting writing them down. Maybe my plunderings will put a smile on someone's face.
A few weeks ago I was a Target looking for batteries. I have learned with 2 small kids that the easiest thing for me to do is ask someone what aisle something is in so I don't end up walking in circles in a huge store. The first I person saw was to guys stocking shelves. I said, "Do you have any double D batteries?" They grinned at eachother and one guy said, "Are you looking for batteries or bras?" 
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I really got quite the chuckle out of the bra's or batteries....i love reading your blog!! xoxoxo
I am going to love your 'quote' blogs! :o)
OK- that was funny.... I needed that today. Thanks for putting a smile on my face (at your expense, of course).
That was a good one!!
Okay, I love that. I'll make sure to pass one along to you the next time I commit a slip of the tongue...I do it all of the time!
That, was awesome! Thank you for the laugh!!!
I am on facebook. :)
Thanks for the laugh! It's good to hear that I'm not the only one who does things like that!
Yah, but do you stutter when you do and IEP with the parents of a stutterer?
Very, very funny! Please include the log Jeff kept of former malaprops. P.S. Did you mean blunderings? You are really so cute!
I love your stories!
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