1. She handed me some shoes my sister borrowed and said, "Smell these. They'll remind you of Aunt Brooke." ummm.....no thanks.
2. "These mosquito bites are driving me CRAZY. Why do they have to like me so much?"
3. She wanted to bear her testimony at church on Sunday. I told her she should tell me what she's gonna say before she walks up there. Her response as she's leaving the pew to walk up to the podium, "No. I'll figure it out."
4. Her pet fish, Super Power Girl mysteriously went down the bath tub drain. She was inconsolable for a good 10 minutes. Sitting on the steps she said very sincerely, "my heart [sob, sob] is broken."